Allah finds Kitty playing with stoolies in her catbox. Does Kitty play with anything else?

Rumor has it that Kitty thought about writing a biography of King Seared, but gave up that idea when she couldn't write the story better than he does.

Speaking of King Seared, why can't he remember his position from yesterday? (thanks Allah)

And will this be the meme to replace his "I served in Vietnam":

He called the president's coalition in Iraq "the phoniest thing I ever heard"

or this:

"This president rushed to war without a plan to win the peace, and he's cost all of you $200 billion that could have gone to schools, could have gone to health care, could have gone to prescription drugs, could have gone to our Social Security."

Aside from the fact that tax revenue is separate from FICA revenue and laws would need to be repealed to make transfers from one to the other, the last I heard we were fighting terrorists over there so we would not have to fight them here. (Be sure to check back here for what Kerry would have really preferred to spend the $2ooB on. To be updated soon.)