Friday, November 18, 2005

Down with the OSM!

Here goes the OSM again. This time they're trying to explain away their corporatizing megalomania; cover up their plan for domination of the pixel world; obfuscate their turtle-like response to having their fact checking asses fact-checked and push store coupons, by sending out their own Grima Iowatongue to answer questions likely cooked up by some backroom Gannon-esque lackey.

Here's another lying lie, which I highlight just to show you they are trying to confuse us or rewrite our understanding of the English language or both:

"How will it work?

Without getting overly technical, the powerful multi-phase OSM business model has been finely honed through careful analysis. The following Power Point slide illustrates the basic value-creation process:

In Phase A, various important blogosphere blogs are coerced into a mutual non-aggression pact under the auspices of the OSM directorate. This is very similar to NATO, but French people are excluded. In Phase number B, there is large alcohol party in New York, which is an important center for media business discussions. In Phase 3, the system creates values, which are translated into very large checks for everybody. In Phase number D, I drive my new yacht, the "Ha Ha Ha," to a tax-free Caribbean island."
Look. Look! Can't you see? First they were for letters being letters and then they were against it. Then they flip-flop. Again!

Can't the OSM get anything right? God, they're like the MSM in tights!

P.S. Can you guys check your Blogroll page coding or something, 'cause it keeps locking up my Firefox.

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