Jolly Pile!: Martin Jacques
Resurfacing in timely fashion, Martin Jacques' insights caught the eye of Buyo today: "Infact, why don't you get in on the act? You too can write a Martin Jacques article about Japan." Buyo even has useful worksheet.
I'll jump on with "Jaques Martin: Master of the obvious, slave to the repetitious." Reading Buyo is better than reading the Guardian. (Don't make that point too often. -Ed)